Obama acknowledges special olympics

Obama unveiled his inner demons and hatred for “special” athletes on Jay Leno. Republicans are probably getting all giddy hoping for some new slipups of the newly elected president. Democrats, however, are probably trying to shove it off as a “human” mistake or poor word choice that everyone does on accident. Well I don’t care because I don’t like politicians or biased news programs. What I enjoy are politically correct slime monsters in caves cursed with mysterious magical spells that won’t let them lighten up. They sit in the dark corners of deep caverns trying to devise ways of boring the world to death by wearing masks of hurt feelings.

On a side note...who cares?